The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword

[theemdash]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT BUY MYSELF A TACTICAL DEFENSE PEN.

I mean.
It's TACTICAL.
And DEFENSIVE.
AND A PEN.

. . .

It is totally time for the weekend to start.

Comments

[theemdash]

OMG THERE SHOULD BE FIC ABOUT DANIEL REQUISITIONING A TACTICAL PEN AND JACK MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR IT AND THEN DANIEL "CONTROLLING" HIM WITH THE TACTICAL PEN.

[melayneseahawk]

I AM NOT WRITING PEN PORN. I have too many other things I need to be writing.

[theemdash]

I didn't say you should write it, just that you could probably add to my insanity.

[momebie]

WELL SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE IT. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[theemdash]

I really need to finish the big bang because last night spencer_says handed me an MCR idea and I have the tactical defense pen, and clearly my brain is ready for new ideas.