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hey I'm not dead!
Well, I haven't posted to LJ in a year and a half, but this is a special occasion. :)
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All true excerpts from stories submitted to Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine. (Spelling, punctuation, and syntax are all as in the originals.)
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Lone Star Statements
A compilation of the best of the worst… about the best.
The following are excerpts from actual one-star Amazon.com reviews of books from Time’s list of the 100 best novels from 1923 to the present.My favorite is the following review of Lord of the Flies ( Read more... ) -
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Some ways to waste a lot of time on the internet, also known as, what I did until 3 AM last night instead of sleeping:
1. Trying to find out whether Lauren Graham and Marc Blucas are really dating, and coming up only with conflicting opinions of anonymous people on message boards and the the distinguished columnists of E! Online. (But are they? I ( Read more... ) -
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1. In a couple days I'm headed out to San Francisco, where I've never been, oooh excitement. Are there any awesome unmissable things I must see while there ( Read more... ) -
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Today was expressly dedicated as an entire day of doing NOTHING. No work, no school (ever again! eeep!) and everyone I know was busy doing Christmas stuff, so I was free to sleep til 3 pm and then sit around in pajamas watching tv and eating sandwiches for the rest of it. Fun at the time, but geez, now I feel kind of gross ( Read more... ) -
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The Harry Potter fandom, summarized.
I would write more, but it's so very cold, and now I go back to hibernating in bed. See you all in the spring. -
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despite being from SNL, this is actually funny: The Chronicles of Narnia Rap (link thanks to everyone's favorite LJ community, ohnotheydidnt) -
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"My Humps" is officially the most horrific thing I have ever heard. It was on the radio when I was driving home from work and i couldn't even change the station because I was paralyzed with fascination at its AWFULNESS. O.M.G. I secede from the species that is responsible for creating this song. -
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Every genderswitch fic ever written, in french flash-movie form (click "short", then choose "Geraldine", 5th down on the right)