This is a very very rough draft on my obituary for the united states of america. I plan on doing alot more work to it, but this is just a place to save it for now ( Read more... )

I really dont feel fine. I bought your toothpaste the one with the tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit! hahahhaha. I ran over my toe today with about a ton of beer, and when i say a ton i literally mean 2000 lbs of beer. i did the math in my head earlier I counted the cases its 12ouncesx24beers=1 case 24beersx1500cases=36000 ( Read more... )

I went a while with out drinking(3 weeks), but I realized that drinking isnt the problem knowing when to stop is the problem, so I started right where I left off. I missed it. Especially working in the beer business 12 hours a day 5 days a week most of the time I just need a beer when I get out of work. So I am learning to control my drinking. I am ( Read more... )

I am sick, and tired of people every time I come to LJ I read this one persons Journal and the only reason I still read it is just to see how crazy these people actually are. It is just fucking retarded some of the things these people have to complain about. They are like hey I am tired of men objectifying women, and its like dude be happy that you ( Read more... )

I am addicted to alochol, and strippers.

Message sent to a friend of mine, and not sent to me ( Read more... )

So I have been a little more depressed than usual the past couple of days, and I made a living Will. Its kind of weird, but I think that a living will is really necessary. I dont want anything done with my belongings, and body that I dont want done. I remember my dad just wanted to be creamated, and he really just told his children, wife, and when ( Read more... )

Reading books. I am reading Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry. If you are a fan of reading I highly suggest this book. I cant put it down ( Read more... )

why does everything have to be so dern complicated.

I really truely do hate the guy with a fucking passion, but his Samuel L. Jackson interview was pretty dern good.