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[the_bastard_ds]

I was offended by the random dick I found in the fridge today. I tossed it down the garbage disposal.

If I find the person who put it there, I'll disembowel YOU and see how you like it.

Comments

[needsmapquest]

You should have sewed it on and had two!

[the_bastard_ds]

What the fuck. No.

I only need one.

[needsmapquest]

But it would be hilarious.

[the_bastard_ds]

You do it then.

[fallen_samael]

Perhaps it's a case of like attracting like.

[the_bastard_ds]

I'm so much better than a dismembered penis though!

[fallen_samael]

Then why the need to feel so offended if you claim to be not insecure.

[the_bastard_ds]

It's an offputting sight when you're looking for something to eat!

[better_third]

And I thought the brain was bad...

[the_bastard_ds]

Well, atleast it didn't come wrapped in a condom this time.

[better_third]

That's disgusting.

{ooc: lolol, guess who can't read? |D }

[the_bastard_ds]

Less disgusting when it's my own.

.. But John could've picked a better color.

[OOC: XD &hearts]

[artist_untitled]

If you want it gone, I heard someone is collecting them.

[the_bastard_ds]

I already shoved it in the garbage disposal.