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[the_bastard_ds]

I was offended by the random dick I found in the fridge today. I tossed it down the garbage disposal.

If I find the person who put it there, I'll disembowel YOU and see how you like it.

Comments

[fallen_samael]

Perhaps it's a case of like attracting like.

[the_bastard_ds]

I'm so much better than a dismembered penis though!

[fallen_samael]

Then why the need to feel so offended if you claim to be not insecure.

[the_bastard_ds]

It's an offputting sight when you're looking for something to eat!

[fallen_samael]

I've heard that some consider it a delicacy.

Perhaps the curse is implying that it's a taste your seemingly delicate palate needs to acquire.

[the_bastard_ds]

That's fucking nasty.