Oh, city. How you remind me of home! First the blizzard, and now zombies. But dear Abi could make a much better army. Hell, he even had the Lynch on his side.

Time for some target practice~ I suppose killing zombies isn't as cruel as killing humans, hm?

I was offended by the random dick I found in the fridge today. I tossed it down the garbage disposal.

If I find the person who put it there, I'll disembowel YOU and see how you like it.