.:141:.

[the_bastard_ds]

I was offended by the random dick I found in the fridge today. I tossed it down the garbage disposal.

If I find the person who put it there, I'll disembowel YOU and see how you like it.

Comments

[better_third]

And I thought the brain was bad...

[the_bastard_ds]

Well, atleast it didn't come wrapped in a condom this time.

[better_third]

That's disgusting.

{ooc: lolol, guess who can't read? |D }

[the_bastard_ds]

Less disgusting when it's my own.

.. But John could've picked a better color.

[OOC: XD &hearts]

[better_third]

Ugh!

[the_bastard_ds]

Oh, and give Masaki a good punch for me. He's being a dumbass.

[better_third]

What did he do now?

[the_bastard_ds]

Kept pestering me to sew the dick to myself so I'd have two. Now he wants me to hit a barn to prove the saying "You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn" wrong.

[better_third]

Ugh, that's-

... Is there anything I can do about that without hitting him? He's been saying I'm violent, I don't want to hit him again...

[the_bastard_ds]

Hmm..

Don't worry about it then. Shit, if I ever told Yoko she was violent, I'd get beat even more.

[better_third]

Are you sure?

[the_bastard_ds]

Yeah. I'll get him back one of these days.

[better_third]

Mm, okay!