Im rather excited to start writing again. It has been quite a long time since i have last blogged online and although i have not been actively penning thought to e-paper as to speak the longing has still yearned. Much like a persistant itch that you just cant reach. (But eventually do with the aid of a door knob) I guess livejournal is my door knob ( Read more... )

Was working in the psych ward and had the funniest handover from one of the nurses. It went along the lines of:

"Mr x is exhibiting grandoise behaviour. During the family meeting he kept interrupting the meeting with irrelevant comments. At one stage he shouted out "I have sex with 300 men and 300 women between the times of 12am and 3am. Therefore i ( Read more... )

So i was in the pub friday night just gone by at the VIC in subiaco. It was a fancy dress party so everyone was dressed up in different 'flavors of the world' or whatever that meant in peoples mind. i was wearing my traditional vietnamese wedding outfit and looked the part. Like an asian prince gracing his presence to the masses. The funny incident ( Read more... )

I heard this from the secretary the other day as i was out jabbing school girls.

During our immunisation day on thursday there was a sound coming from outside of people screaming, the girls had a peek through the blinds and lo and behold 2 aboriginals were screaming at each other in the middle of the bus lane exit. The man had the woman by the hair ( Read more... )

You know i was thinking to myself, how hard it is for a guy to pick up. Its to be honest a right fucking bitch. Lets break it down:

9pm: Drinks with friends at home and feed. Talk about plans of action for the night. 
Cost: $30
State of mind: Sober but getting slightly tipsy.

1030pm: Head out to the clubs and pubs to meet potential ladies. 
Cost: $15 ( Read more... )

Birthday Party tonight, cant wait. The marquee has been delivered to my friends house and is apparantly massive. My costume is primed and ready to roll and i have a full 1L bottle of triple distilled 50% proof vodka. I think its gonna be a rather big night if i dont say so myself...

Been getting more into writing and finished off the second chapter ( Read more... )

i recently saw the music video clip to unkles "burn my shadow" and was inspired enough to delve back into writing and explore a genre that i havent as of yet tried. The thriller/crime genre. So this is my first tentative step into said genre, i hope to develop it as i continue on writing it. It is quite short as its really meant to be the prologue ( Read more... )

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With all this talk about the new harry potter book and movie and voldemort this and voldemort that. i cant help but not feel excited about voldemort. Is it just me? Whenever i see voldemort i envision the toad from wind in the willows. Perhaps a distant relative...


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Im actually updating this from the comfort of my lounge room as i am back in Australia now its actually 3 odd weeks after i have left vietnam so alot of this is based from memory. i havent quite finished this little travel blog so shall update the last few hectic days of our trip now ( Read more... )