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[teufel_schu]

Can I respectfully request that Sasori stop having dirty fantasies about Zack in those sort of positions and Tifa naked dancing in my general area? It makes it difficult to concentrate.

EDIT: The naked Sakura fantasies need to stop too because I suspect she's too young for me to be seeing in ways that disturbingly vivid.

Comments

[crepusculine]

.........

[teufel_schu]

See the horrors I go through?

[crepusculine]

Sasori doesn't have those kinds of thoughts about my boyfriend!

[teufel_schu]

He has a lot of dirty thoughts. Which one is your boyfriend?

[im_not_a_rookie]

Stop reading people's minds if you're afraid of what you're going to find.

[teufel_schu]

I'm not reading it! He's just thinking it really, really HARD. In depth and detail might I add.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I... don't want to know this person, I think.

[teufel_schu]

No, you don't. What's more perverted is that he calls me 'Papa' all the time. It's creepy.

[not_a_parrot]

Sasori..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!

just wait until Suzaku-sama finds out...

[teufel_schu]

He's a little... touched in the head.

[not_a_parrot]

But he gives me mangos so at least he is more intelligent then most of the retarded spuds in this place.
That is still funny though!!! I will have fun this with this!

[calamitousness]

Thanks for mentally scarring me for life, muja.

[teufel_schu]

You're in there too. He was comparing yours and Sakura's breast sizes.

[calamitousness]

... Excuse me as I go bleach my brain. Or something.

Ohh, alcohol...

[teufel_schu]

I may need some of that after being exposed to this.

[itachi_girl]

... He what.

That's disgusting. Why are you saying things like that? Sakura-chan is going to beat your face in.

[teufel_schu]

Because it's true. I have never seen someone with thoughts like that, and I see everyone's thoughts. Those are awfully detailed too. He insists to me that he made that one's breasts too big, Sakura I think. He insists she's a B-cup.

[itachi_girl]

Everyone's? What the hell am I thinking then, huh? As much as he says the most perverted things sometimes, Sasori's only being obnoxious when he's doing so. He's not the kind of person who'd think about things like that. At least, I think so.

... Sakura-chan is really, really going to beat your face in, if not something more.

[teufel_schu]

If you say so.

This is me frightened. Completely.