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Dec 05, 2007 16:15

Can I respectfully request that Sasori stop having dirty fantasies about Zack in those sort of positions and Tifa naked dancing in my general area? It makes it difficult to concentrate.

EDIT: The naked Sakura fantasies need to stop too because I suspect she's too young for me to be seeing in ways that disturbingly vivid.

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calamitousness December 6 2007, 01:41:35 UTC

Thanks for mentally scarring me for life, muja.

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 01:50:28 UTC

You're in there too. He was comparing yours and Sakura's breast sizes.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 01:52:21 UTC

... Excuse me as I go bleach my brain. Or something.

Ohh, alcohol...

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 01:57:27 UTC

I may need some of that after being exposed to this.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 02:00:06 UTC

Sure, sure. We'll pass it around, taynraynd. Looks like everyone ‘round here needs a bit.

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 02:02:31 UTC

People toss around those threats so casually. Amusing in a way. Maybe we should have Gladiator Night at Sunde. Have guys challenge my girls and guys so I can watch my dancers kick the crap out of people. Now that would be funny.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 02:04:41 UTC

Oww, I like that idea~ I say go for it.

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 02:06:55 UTC

Everyone underestimates me and my strippers. I bet my staff could take out half the city if they had a mind to. Of course, most would demand payment in alcohol afterwards.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 02:10:17 UTC

True story. And yes, alcohol would be ample payment. Luckily, I make my own, though~

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 02:11:20 UTC

DAMN IT! You have a man. I met one of the women of my dreams, who can make booze, and she has a man. Crap.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 02:16:35 UTC

Poor dear. Here, I'll bring you some ymlurum as a consolation prize. ♥

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 02:19:25 UTC

I don't know what that is, but it sounds alcoholic and therefore good.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 02:23:30 UTC

Extremely alcoholic. A few sips will have you loopier than an insane chocobo.

teufel_schu December 6 2007, 02:36:40 UTC

As great as that sounds, oh 36B, there's some nutty bitch named Sakura threatening to destroy Sunde I need to get down there and stop. You and your man feel free to come down and help.

calamitousness December 6 2007, 02:38:08 UTC

Oh snap. I'll see what I can do - I've got a generator to fix still.

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