All right, people. By tomorrow, I better be the only one with a centerfold of Elena from 'PlayTurk' on my wall. There is no one else that needs one of those. The one of Ada from 'Asian Beauties' I wouldn't mind seeing plastered everywhere. Matt wasn't kidding when he said frilly underthings ( Read more... )

Attention someone over there at Shin-Ra in charge of hiring, firing, vacations, and all that other stuff. Some HR person. I have this directly from Sasori.

Like I said, if you want to switch jobs with me sometime, let me know. Any time. You control two-hundred puppets all over the building. You work until the crack of dawn coming up with a ( Read more... )

( Locked to Rufus Shinra//Unhackable... if Schuldig could have asked Medea to make it more unhackable, he would have )

I wonder more often than not why the fuck Shin-Ra employs Sasori. Don't get me wrong. I like Sasori as a person, but put him in any position of power, and he just goes completely crazy ( Read more... )

Can I respectfully request that Sasori stop having dirty fantasies about Zack in those sort of positions and Tifa naked dancing in my general area? It makes it difficult to concentrate.

EDIT: The naked Sakura fantasies need to stop too because I suspect she's too young for me to be seeing in ways that disturbingly vivid.

Hey Brat, I have a job for you. We need some candles or some other means of providing light for Sunde. Think you can handle it? We're going to need quite a bit until we can find some way to afford electricity. Some tablecloths would be great too ( Read more... )

HEY! You all could have told me that Hojo turned into some weird-shit tentacled thing! At least thought it once!

Oh, yeah, and can someone come pick up Hojo's corpse? Dragging his dead arse through the streets is not an easy thing. Have a strong stomache and bring gloves too.

EDIT: Nevermind. Got it taken care of with Shu.

Sunde staff is as follows:

Security:
1 - Head: Logan
2 - Kuronue (part-time)
3 - Cloud Strife (the easy mind one, not the hard one.)
4 -

Bartender: Tifa Lockhart
Waiter: Sasori

Dancers: Kuronue
Asellus
((insert random NPCs here too))Should anyone still wish to apply that hasn't yet, feel free to drop by Sunde and talk to me or message me for ( Read more... )