((Ah yes, what everyone wanted to hear... a drunk German singing. His accent is thick, alcohol slurring his words as well.))

Ainsley's got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they both are standing in a row.
Big ones, C-cups, ones to jiggle in bed.
Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist.
That's what the SchuSchu said.

((There's a distinct ( Read more... )

Hope you weren't waiting on Mello, Ada. He's still in bed. Whatever that black shit is, he has it ( Read more... )

Tonight at Sunde, we have the lovely Miss Ainsley dancing on the main stage! What man or woman out there doesn't like a shapely blonde showing all her assets to the world I hope. So come one, come all, and see World End's newest stripper! Have a few drinks, see the sights, play the Donkey Kong machine, and tomorrow you all can finish rebuilding ( Read more... )

The first vampire that tries to get Sunde's door ends up staked on the front porch to greet the morning. I don't like them. I don't want them. There are no vampires allowed in Sunde. I was not raised in the Black Forest to like leeches. I'm stretching it by letting angels into the same building when Mazikeen is here. Humans and demons are ( Read more... )

((It really sucks to live for a year and a half in a city with a handful of people only to wake up in one with millions when you're a telepath. Schuldig has elected the drugged out of his mind route. Schu's voice is slurry and has that practiced slowness to it that only a drunk or a drug addict uses when trying not to sound like they're messed up ( Read more... )

Nathan is enjoying putting drawings all over my bar. Damn shame I don't have Dean anymore to scrub it off. He was good at that. I was probably one of the few in the city that got him sliding around in his sock-feet and underwear ( Read more... )

((Sadly, Schuldig sounds pretty well drunk. Must be why he switched to his human 'clothes'.))

I know you're all waiting for the next installment of 'As World's End Turns', but I'm still fishing. I'll have something for you tomorrow that isn't full of cheating whore comments ( Read more... )

1) That fucking Tower is nearly right up on the beach. I say we all get too drunk to be conscious for anything it spews out ( Read more... )

((For those new to this, 'As World's End Turns' is a combination of fact, lie, and more lies. If Schu doesn't know it, he'll just make it up. Even if he does know the truth, sometimes he'll just lie for the joy of doing so. Some of it is true though. It's just if the characters can pick out truth from lies.))

The broadcast begins with two ( Read more... )

It's a good thing I'm locked away here. Otherwise, I'd have to be dragging Elena around by her warped head. I think the leftovers and their daddy-brother would object to that. Jenova is a pretty good kisser though. That snake thing she does with her tongue is mindspinning. Not bad for a space virus, huh ( Read more... )