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[teufel_schu]

Tonight at Sunde, we have the lovely Miss Ainsley dancing on the main stage! What man or woman out there doesn't like a shapely blonde showing all her assets to the world I hope. So come one, come all, and see World End's newest stripper! Have a few drinks, see the sights, play the Donkey Kong machine, and tomorrow you all can finish rebuilding

Comments

[Voice]

[thehellblazer]

Don't think he's supposed to look good to you.

[Voice]

[teufel_schu]

Not for just looking purposes. Winter is ugly around here. He stays that thin, he's going to end up with pneumonia.

[Voice]

[thehellblazer]

Can't really see that being a problem. Helps to have friends in high places.

[Voice]

[teufel_schu]

No one is immune to everything, and this place has a habit of going out of its way to prove someone wrong.

[nahemah]

Better than a billboard, darlin'.

[teufel_schu]

I thought it better to announce and hope you'd have mercy if you didn't feel like it?

[nahemah]

Already signed up for the strippin', didn't I?

[teufel_schu]

Wasn't sure if you were ready for your official debut or not. Figured tonight was as good as any night.

[Voice]

[onhiswaydown]

Up until recently, I had cancer.

[Voice]

[teufel_schu]

That sucks. Terminal or did you get better?

[Voice]

[onhiswaydown]

Six months to a year.

[Voice]

[teufel_schu]

Good thing you were cured then. Seems like it's been about that long since you arrived.

[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

Ain't a gnome. You want plumbing, you need to talk to a gnome. Can set up a drain, but can't do nothing fancy. And if you're talking to gnomes, you best be prepared for something to blow up.

[Voice]

[teufel_schu]

You sure you're not? I thought they were short and elves were tall and blonde. Or was it the dwarves or trolls that were short?

[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

You watch it. Oughta knock you into next week for that.