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Me: (lol looking at Arashi pictures lolll)
Sara: look Janna, there are Krissy's Asians!
Me: SARA WHY MUST YOU TELL EVERYONE ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING LOVE FOR AZNS :<
Janna: ...oh!
Janna: (points to Jun) That one looks like my roommate.
Me:....
Me:......
Me: AHahag;kslaj;goi3adkslgjl

oh god

Oh, work.

ME: Do you have a dog?
SMALL CHILD: Yes.
ME: Oh, that's nice. I like dogs.
SMALL CHILD: Do you have a dog?
ME: Well, I did. But she died.
SMALL CHILD: ....I have diarrhea sometimes.
SMALL CHILD'S OLDER SISTER CLAPS A HAND OVER HIS MOUTH IN EMBARRASSMENT
SMALL CHILD'S OLDER SISTER: UM
ME: ...that's--uh.
ME: ....
ME: ....ahahksdfaj;iw;lkj

So you may have noticed I have returned from Bemidiji. I had a ♥MARVELOUS~♥ time. Best week EVER OF MY LIFE ( Read more... )

My Ridiculous Sister: ow cramps ow
Me: Business time, eh?
My Ridiculous Sister: Yeah, my uterus is expanding.
Me:...................
Me: What?

Nicole: Krissy, you are a total Shakespeare whore.
Our Loveably Goofy Heroine (tm): I, uh...DON'T JUDGE ME.

First off, my sister is a moron, and I am a moron, and when we're together we form THE SUPER TEAM OF MORONS unrivaled in stupid dancing skills! Communicating by snorting noises only! Occasionally bursting into song--at the same time!I had props today (UNSURPRISING, as we open next week, so I have crew every night hahahaajskldf) and as Chrissy Ripp ( Read more... )

Many of my friends are on the swimming team at my highschool, and on Thursday they had a home meet, so Nicole, Chrissy Ripp and I decided to go watch them and cheer. While we we standing around talking, Anna suddenly turns to me and asks if I've ever seen The Princess Bride ( Read more... )

For you Aldo people, the girl who's dating Colin called him tonight (and then totally told him it was MY IDEA and I went aasdfas;lk1!?!? at her) and asked him how to pronounce his last name in a sneaky attempt to figure out what it is. Ignore the fact that I have the yearbook up in my room and could look it up anytime I wanted to, stfu. Anyway, he ( Read more... )

KRISSY PANICS, AND CALLS CLAIRE FOR NO REASON ( Read more... )