TRUE STORY TIME--again.
First off, my sister is a moron, and I am a moron, and when we're together we form THE SUPER TEAM OF MORONS unrivaled in stupid dancing skills! Communicating by snorting noises only! Occasionally bursting into song--at the same time!
I had props today (UNSURPRISING, as we open next week, so I have crew every night hahahaajskldf) and as Chrissy Ripp and I were walking into the school building Brandon Ackley (who is also largely a moron, but not in the same awesome sense as Kim and me) beckons me over to his posse! THE FOLLOWING INSUES:
Me: What. (crabby because was just fighting with aforementioned moron sister)
Brandon: Come here.
Me:...no.
Chrissy Ripp: ?
(I GO OVER ANYWAY, FOR UNKNOWN REASONS)
Me: Okay, what do you want?
Brandon: Midget growl!!!!! (I swear I am not making those five exclamation points up. )
Me: th? no.
Brandon: COME ON MIDGET GROWL!
Me: Leave me alone, Brandon.
Brandon: ...you're not my favorite midget anymore.
Me: Oh, die.
(EXIT THE TWO K/CHRISSYS!)
Chrissy Ripp: ...that was the longest period of time I've ever heard you talk without any voice inflection at all.
NOTE THAT THIS CONVERSATION TOOK ALL OF, OH, TEN SECONDS.
Paid lj accounts are somewhat intimidating to me. Which icon should I use omg?? And I have to keep on restraining myself from using the GAZILLION Naruto icons I have on my compy because I am truly not that sad. EXCEPT I TOTALLY AM.
ps, I am also html illiterate. Someone teach me how to make a header for my lj, por favor. I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES
I had props today (UNSURPRISING, as we open next week, so I have crew every night hahahaajskldf) and as Chrissy Ripp and I were walking into the school building Brandon Ackley (who is also largely a moron, but not in the same awesome sense as Kim and me) beckons me over to his posse! THE FOLLOWING INSUES:
Me: What. (crabby because was just fighting with aforementioned moron sister)
Brandon: Come here.
Me:...no.
Chrissy Ripp: ?
(I GO OVER ANYWAY, FOR UNKNOWN REASONS)
Me: Okay, what do you want?
Brandon: Midget growl!!!!! (I swear I am not making those five exclamation points up. )
Me: th? no.
Brandon: COME ON MIDGET GROWL!
Me: Leave me alone, Brandon.
Brandon: ...you're not my favorite midget anymore.
Me: Oh, die.
(EXIT THE TWO K/CHRISSYS!)
Chrissy Ripp: ...that was the longest period of time I've ever heard you talk without any voice inflection at all.
NOTE THAT THIS CONVERSATION TOOK ALL OF, OH, TEN SECONDS.
Paid lj accounts are somewhat intimidating to me. Which icon should I use omg?? And I have to keep on restraining myself from using the GAZILLION Naruto icons I have on my compy because I am truly not that sad. EXCEPT I TOTALLY AM.
ps, I am also html illiterate. Someone teach me how to make a header for my lj, por favor. I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES