THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF ME VS. SMALL CHILDREN

[terriblyangsty]

Oh, work.

ME: Do you have a dog?
SMALL CHILD: Yes.
ME: Oh, that's nice. I like dogs.
SMALL CHILD: Do you have a dog?
ME: Well, I did. But she died.
SMALL CHILD: ....I have diarrhea sometimes.
SMALL CHILD'S OLDER SISTER CLAPS A HAND OVER HIS MOUTH IN EMBARRASSMENT
SMALL CHILD'S OLDER SISTER: UM
ME: ...that's--uh.
ME: ....
ME: ....ahahksdfaj;iw;lkj

Comments

[secondstar]

LMAO
i love little kids.
they always say random shit.

[terriblyangsty]

Oh my god, I know. It's totally the best part of my job because I can never be bored if there are small children around.