Why, hello there, random internet person. Have you ever wanted to picture your favorite (and/or "favorite") cable news personalities having dirty, dirty sex with each other? Because I sure have.

Theory of Tension Bill O./Keith, NC-17. Bill can't decide whether he wants to fuck Keith up or just fuck him.

The Ties That Bind Bill O./Keith, NC-17. ( Read more... )

And now, for your amusement and edification, my kink meme fic.

From the RahmBamaRama kink meme:

Hit the Showers Bill O./Obama, NC-17ish. Prompt: Guilty one-sided lust followed by clumsy and inappropriate comeons.

From the Pundits kink meme:

Happily Ever After Keith/Rachel, NC-17. Prompt: A joyous, spontaneous Election Night kiss turns into ( Read more... )

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I talked to a guy in Vegas about test-driving a DeLorean when I'm down there in Dec. If my feet can reach the pedals, maybe I'll be driving home from SoCal in my dream car. :D \o/

I sold my mom's house a few months ago which means I'm finally FREEEEEEEE. I didn't even lose any money on it, which I'd fully expected to, so thanks for not dicking me over, universe ( Read more... )

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Well, 2014 was a year that happened.

Goals for 2015:

- Get better at accepting when situations are unsalvageable.

- Eat at as many Gordon Ramsay restaurants as possible. 

"Who is the sexiest man alive? Why would my producers even give me this question? I can't answer it! I have no idea! I don't know! ... ... ... Well, okay, maybe Geraldo."
-Sean Hannity on tonight's episode

I ship it.

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