Special Porn Hell: The Visitor's Guide

Sep 10, 2021 20:27

Why, hello there, random internet person. Have you ever wanted to picture your favorite (and/or "favorite") cable news personalities having dirty, dirty sex with each other? Because I sure have.

Theory of Tension Bill O./Keith, NC-17. Bill can't decide whether he wants to fuck Keith up or just fuck him.

The Ties That Bind Bill O./Keith, NC-17. Sequel to Theory of Tension. Keith likes making Bill as crazy as Bill makes him.

Forces of Nature Bill O./Keith, NC-17. Sequel to The Ties That Bind. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Body Language Bill O./"Stephen", NC-17. What happens on The Factor doesn't stay on The Factor.

Safe Zone Bill O./Jon, PG-13. Tonight is about getting over Bill's fears.

A Boy and His Liberal Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. Alan is leaving. Sean misses him already.

Fallout Bill O./Glenn Beck, NC-17(ish). Bill tries to coax Glenn out of the Doom Bunker.

Enhanced Interrogation Hannity/Colmes, NC-17(ish). Sean accepts Keith's challenge. Alan thinks this is a Very Bad Idea.

Human Touch Hannity/Colmes, NC-17, Liberality For All universe. Sean is in trouble. Alan lends a helping hand. Will Sean return the favor? (Hint: yes.)

Walk on the Wild Side Hannity/Colmes, Hannity/m, NC-17. Finally, Sean's defensiveness about johns, explained.

Bleeding-Heart Liberal Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. Love bites, especially when you're a vampire.

Awkward Silences Jon/Glenn Beck, slight unrequited Jon/"Stephen", NC-17. Two sleepless pundits, an all-night diner, and a generous helping of dysfunction.

Consolation Prize Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. Sean and Alan have a tennis match. Alan scores.

At Your Beck and Call Bill O./Beck, NC-17. Glenn just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?

One Time Alan Was Late for The Strategy Room Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. Sean is trying to be more adventurous.

Destination Hannity/Colmes, Hannity/Shepard Smith, NC-17. Sean doesn't want to choose between his job and his relationship. God chooses for him. Warning: Major character death.

Five More Times Alan Was Late for The Strategy Room Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. A few moments of domestic bliss.

All I Want For Christmas Is You Glenn/Michael Bublé, R. Glenn and Michael share some Christmas joy.

Supply and Demand Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. Alan helps Sean deal with his sordid past (and present).

The Long, Dark Tea-Party of the Soul Hannity/Beck, reference to Hannity/Colmes, R. Sean is depressed. Glenn's been there.

More Than A Woman Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. Mad scientists give Sean a sex change. Numerous highjinks ensue.

And the Eagle Flies With the Dove Colmes/various, Hannity/Colmes, NC-17. If you can't be with the one you love...

Watch this space for more smut. Or, if Silicon Valley boys are more your thing, go read about Bill and Steve's (S)excellent Adventures.
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