Because life can't be double-ended cactus dildos ALL the time...
I sold my mom's house a few months ago which means I'm finally FREEEEEEEE. I didn't even lose any money on it, which I'd fully expected to, so thanks for not dicking me over, universe.
Also I'm greatly enjoying the Presidential Trollapalooza, and trying not to worry too much about what's going to happen when-not-if Trump wins because the hippies and Bernie-Bros stayed home.
And because I didn't lose six month's pay on the house I can afford to go to Paris this fall. Another stamp on my Gordon Ramsay passport. \o/
...I told you guys I met Gordon Ramsay a few months ago, right? He probably thought I was a creepy stalker but w/e, it was epic.
Also I'm greatly enjoying the Presidential Trollapalooza, and trying not to worry too much about what's going to happen when-not-if Trump wins because the hippies and Bernie-Bros stayed home.
And because I didn't lose six month's pay on the house I can afford to go to Paris this fall. Another stamp on my Gordon Ramsay passport. \o/
...I told you guys I met Gordon Ramsay a few months ago, right? He probably thought I was a creepy stalker but w/e, it was epic.