Comments | tehpuck: TWENTY-FIVE (to entertain)

tehpuck

TWENTY-FIVE (to entertain)

Aug 30, 2007 20:41

Yes, so.

I have come to the decision that there are far too many vampires in this Zeus-forsaken place. The alternative would be werewolves, but they are generally pungent and without class, so I cannot have that, I would never get the smell from my draperies or carpet. And then I'd have to move, and very likely get all new clothing, too. And ( Read more... )

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favored_son August 31 2007, 01:58:11 UTC

If they were evil and would stay dead, the vampires would practically be a cash crop for some of us.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 01:59:52 UTC

Evil? So trite. Nothing is evil if you sit down and have a glass of wine with it.

But, vampire hunter? Our florishing little economy needs you to kill some of these bastards.

favored_son August 31 2007, 02:03:42 UTC

Well, that depends.

Eh, I'm not the hunter. Just the voice of annoying reason.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:07:41 UTC

Yes, I know, bad wine does have an awful habbit of turning people evil.

Pocket-sized reason?

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cigamyadyreve August 31 2007, 02:00:41 UTC

Witches?

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:08:28 UTC

Humans, witches, why split hairs, as long as you're not the green kind.

cigamyadyreve August 31 2007, 02:11:41 UTC

The color doesn't do it for me. I like the way I look, haven't changed a bit since the 40s. I'm Zatanna, or Zee.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:16:01 UTC

It's very classic. Don't fix what isn't broken, and all that jazz.

Robin Goodfellow. Or Puck. Or Pan. Really, it depends on which pagan holiday festival I'm attending.

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banditfox August 31 2007, 02:01:50 UTC

After a fashion.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:09:14 UTC

Thank you, that's so convincing. You know, with that type of lying talent, I'm sure you'd make a wonderous theif.

banditfox August 31 2007, 02:11:38 UTC

Strictly speaking, feeling nothing, and therefore being granted an absence of pain, would be "better" than the headache I have at present.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:12:53 UTC

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jollygoodform August 31 2007, 02:11:52 UTC

More humans?

Should we all start marrying each other, then?

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:14:38 UTC

Oh, please, marrage? No, just procreate, it's easier that way.

jollygoodform August 31 2007, 02:15:22 UTC

[confused look]

...But I thought you had to be married to have kids!

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:20:16 UTC

If you want to stay in toes with the Catholic Church, maybe. Otherwise, have fun.

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repairedbywebs August 31 2007, 02:19:24 UTC

It's a shame you're a dirty murderer.

I quite agree.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:21:42 UTC

Of course, of course. But which part? The one where my brilliance was redily obvious, or where my natural charisma shined through.

repairedbywebs August 31 2007, 02:22:58 UTC

The one where you expound on werewolves.

tehpuck August 31 2007, 02:43:56 UTC

They are quite rediculous, are they not? Ugly and slow.

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