it bfroke my finbgedrs n cuft out mjy tongu

why are gyoju doing nthis

Why the hell can't magic bring me a good man?

I hate you, you, you, you, you, and you.

Yats yawa morf em.

What's this about a missile attack? Is the building still burning? Does anyone need my help? Search parties necessary? Any idea who caused it? Are there suspects to arrest? I've got some energy to burn and I need to kill something quick because he isn't here to be killed.

Listen up, you bunch of slitches. Zee on the matrix telling you I'm going to roll through your astral alley if you think you can bring your drek to a street mage's front door. They'll need to call a Doc Wagon to pick up the pieces. Hear me?

[ooc: Back from her adventure with Batman completely cursed with Shadowrun.]

There's a storm coming...

Water escape trick.

I have to take all of them with me.

No. Don't come for me.

[ooc: And due to recent events in Batman #833 (minor spoiler), Zee will be MIA until the next issue comes out!]

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