I mean, I ( Read more... )

I need to get this taken care of. Seriously.
He tried to feed me to a treeThe good news is: I still kick ass at Super Mario Bros ( Read more... )

Um...

Great. This's just great. I've been waiting for something weird like this to happen. Some good, ol' fashioned weird shit hasn't happened in long enough, I guess.

I swear, if this's part of the house...

Oh, god.

There's. Another. Gar. Watching. Television.

Just what the world needed, right...?

Twightlight Zone, much?

( To Cassandra Cain )

ATTENTION ZOOLOGY STUDENTSTomorrow's exam is going to consist of twenty-five true/false questions and an essay on one of three different prompts. It's important to know your book material, especially the chapters dealing with animal interactions within ecosystems and scientific classifications ( Read more... )

I've got a friend and a big kitty.

It's not a nice kitty, though. I'm staying away from him.

Mommy and Daddy must've gone to the jungle. I bet he's their kitty.
But! But, big jungle kitties are supposed to have cages!

We've got to get out of here before the kitty eats us!

((OOC: One of the Gars has de-aged and become a wee-one. The other has ( Read more... )

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

...

His hair was perfect.

...The smells got all mixed up, I think. Did he get anyone? That's probably it. Everybody's smells... Blood, I think. I hope not. The Underground smells really awful. Once you get down there, it's impossible to find anything. I don't get why any dog/wolf/whatever ( Read more... )

[[BEGIN RECORDING]]
[A old sitcom theme can be heard in the background. There's a munching sound as someone eats. The same voices speak.]

Hey.

What?

When's Goldy coming back?

[There's a shifting, a clicking of silverware, and the television mutes. After a moment, someone sighs.]I don't know. I keep telling you that I don't know a lot of this ( Read more... )

God, I still feel like crap. I woke up, though...Uh... Long story short, but there are two of me. The other guy just sort of sits there, and we talk, and I'm trying to figure out if I can just... Put him back, or something. His mind's getting better, I think. He keeps asking about people and places and things, so... I'm going to feel guilty, ( Read more... )

[[Addressed to DC/Vertigo]]

Um...

Well, guys?

Not-me-me is actually doing better. He asked about Vic this morning, so... He's remembering things, I guess.

Let me know what's going on? I'm confused as hell.

If I don't hear anything by tomorrow, I guess I'll go ahead and do it, just to be sure. I've got a deal if I can uphold my part of it.