TWENTY-FIVE (to entertain)
Yes, so.
I have come to the decision that there are far too many vampires in this Zeus-forsaken place. The alternative would be werewolves, but they are generally pungent and without class, so I cannot have that, I would never get the smell from my draperies or carpet. And then I'd have to move, and very likely get all new clothing, too. And though I have an eternity to sort that matter out, I could spend the time doing much more interesting things.
Now, if not vampires or werewolves, who? Certainly not Pucks, one is enough, one might actually be too much for this place, I fear I may have to chop off a lock of hair for the sake of population control.
Now, next? What else, if not Vampires or weres? Hmmm. Fae? No. Auphe? No, please. Boggles? Never. Bodaches? Hardly ammusing.
So I must say this place sorely needs more humans.
Kurama? Any better?
[ooc I reread the book last night, and THE VAMPIRE KILLED MY OTP. It also revivified my muse. And, by the looks of it, gave him a shot of caffene. Jesus.]
I have come to the decision that there are far too many vampires in this Zeus-forsaken place. The alternative would be werewolves, but they are generally pungent and without class, so I cannot have that, I would never get the smell from my draperies or carpet. And then I'd have to move, and very likely get all new clothing, too. And though I have an eternity to sort that matter out, I could spend the time doing much more interesting things.
Now, if not vampires or werewolves, who? Certainly not Pucks, one is enough, one might actually be too much for this place, I fear I may have to chop off a lock of hair for the sake of population control.
Now, next? What else, if not Vampires or weres? Hmmm. Fae? No. Auphe? No, please. Boggles? Never. Bodaches? Hardly ammusing.
So I must say this place sorely needs more humans.
Kurama? Any better?
[ooc I reread the book last night, and THE VAMPIRE KILLED MY OTP. It also revivified my muse. And, by the looks of it, gave him a shot of caffene. Jesus.]