TWENTY-FIVE (to entertain)

[tehpuck]

Yes, so.

I have come to the decision that there are far too many vampires in this Zeus-forsaken place. The alternative would be werewolves, but they are generally pungent and without class, so I cannot have that, I would never get the smell from my draperies or carpet. And then I'd have to move, and very likely get all new clothing, too. And

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[repairedbywebs]

It's a shame you're a dirty murderer.

I quite agree.

[tehpuck]

Of course, of course. But which part? The one where my brilliance was redily obvious, or where my natural charisma shined through.

[repairedbywebs]

The one where you expound on werewolves.

[tehpuck]

They are quite rediculous, are they not? Ugly and slow.

[repairedbywebs]

The fleas and the smell.

So many things to be avoided.

[tehpuck]

Not to mention the lack of culture and the "big alpha" loyalties. It's downright childish.

[repairedbywebs]

You would think they would have been reported to animal control by now.

[tehpuck]

Now, why do that when you can just infiltrate and conquer? Not much easier, I admit, but more rewarding, ultimately.

[repairedbywebs]

I don't think I can infiltrate.

[tehpuck]

Neither can I, it's what underlings are for, dearest...?

[repairedbywebs]

Saya.

[tehpuck]

Robin Goodfellow.