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I like to mimic other people's punctuation.

OMG.

Interests: "offering a REAL DEAL to America"

About Me: "I love Hostess chocolate cupcakes, although Teresa tries to limit them."

Edit: Every time I read "REAL DEAL" I sing "The Real Deal with Bill McNeal" in my head.

You know, every once in awhile, things fully restore my faith in humanity. Usually it is at the lowest point, teetering on the brink of utter evil, horror, depression, oppression, and despair.

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One of the most amusing things I've seen recently - IRC Bible.

Best bits:

* Jehova has joined #Eden
< Jehova > Now, let's make that man.
* Jehova models some dust and clay
* Jehova breaths in the nostrils
< Jehova > That should do the trick
* Adam has joined #Eden
< Adam > w00t

* Joseph has joined #World
* Jakob has left #World
< Joseph > ASL?
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Grad school is a cult.

One of my favorite sounds in the world is the sound a butter knife makes when it lifts out the first knifeful of peanut butter from the jar.

OMG there is a mouse in my room.

I want to keep it!

redherring plz advise.

"It's like receiving a box of Valentine's chocolates in which someone has deliberately hidden ground glass. Flee."

Salon.com's Charles Taylor on The Butterfly Effect.