I am female.

The "techie" in techieguru is a theatre reference, not a computer reference.

The time comes when you just don't need to deal with the idiots anymore.

"A mountain climber's axe. A mountain climber's axe. Can't you get that through your skull?"

If I'm ever caught for a crime punishable by the death penalty, once I've exhausted my legal defense options and appeals, I'd definitely volunteer for any kind of experimental euthanasia. For science.

"Here's something you'll never hear: 'That suicide bomber blew himself up because he was having too much sex. Sex, sex, sex, non-stop. All that crazy Arab ever had was sex, and look what happened.'"

Dread without end requires faith without limit.

Quote of the day:

"At this point, gay people voting for Republicans is like watching a burn victim intentionally mash their hand into the glowing coils of a stove. You want to shout out to them, 'Why are you doing that? Stop!', but it is so absurd and mind-bending that you can't even express yourself in terms that other humans would understand."

( Know my enemies. )

That probably is the best reason to send him back.

Last night, I discovered that I like green olives on pepperoni pizza.