The following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration ( Read more... )

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb ( Read more... )

REJECTED CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES ( Read more... )

Cardiologist's Funeral ( Read more... )

omg. i ran across these lyrics last night. cracks me up to see the words and then watch that kid dancing to the song! lol they don't correlate at all :P

http://www.catteacorner.com/dragosteadintei.htm

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady ( Read more... )

so, today at work, someone tried to give me a fake $100 bill, which led to katie telling a story about how a guy came in once with about six $100 bills. he gave her one, and then for some reason was like, "oh, i'm sorry. i thought i gave you a fifty." i was like, "why the hell would someone carry that kind of money around like that?" marilyn ( Read more... )

( It's Funny How Many Entries of Quotes I Have )

Tip of the Day:
Do not carry chopsticks in your mouth. It's a bad idea.

1. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them ( Read more... )