sick, but still funny
REJECTED CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES:
*Fun Experiments with Fire
*That Burner's Not Hot! (And Other Jokes You Can Play on Your Pals)
*The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
*Horton Hears an Explitive
*When Animals Attack III
*Nightmare on Sesame Street
*Richard Scarry's Biggest Book of Electrical Wiring Ever
*The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
*Chemistry from Under the Kitchen Sink
*Creatures Under the Bed: A Bedtime Story
*Dad's New Wife, Larry
*Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
*Bi-Curious George
*The Little Sissy Who Snitched
*Some Kittens Can Fly
*The Attention Deficit Disorder Associations's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
*Strangers Have the Best Candy
*Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
*The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
*Fun Experiments with Fire
*That Burner's Not Hot! (And Other Jokes You Can Play on Your Pals)
*The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
*Horton Hears an Explitive
*When Animals Attack III
*Nightmare on Sesame Street
*Richard Scarry's Biggest Book of Electrical Wiring Ever
*The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
*Chemistry from Under the Kitchen Sink
*Creatures Under the Bed: A Bedtime Story
*Dad's New Wife, Larry
*Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
*Bi-Curious George
*The Little Sissy Who Snitched
*Some Kittens Can Fly
*The Attention Deficit Disorder Associations's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
*Strangers Have the Best Candy
*Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
*The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables