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"The meanings of my songs change over time. But it's not really up to me what they mean...what a song means to me may be different than what it means to you. It's like when an artist paints, once they show their work to someone, it's no longer theirs."
-Dave Matthews
"You're damned if you're too thin, and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. It's impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we all stop trying."
-Jennifer Aniston
"The best smell in the world is that man that you love."
-Jennifer Aniston
"The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain."
-Jennifer Aniston
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-Dustin Hoffman
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
-Ellen Degeneres
"It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs."
-Eva Mendes
On going blond for the 'Scooby Doo' film: "It's a pain in the ass. I never thought I would ever use terms like 'My roots!' Or 'My dye job!' or 'My colour's not holding."
-Freddy Prinze Junior
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman
"When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten."
-Joaquin Phoenix
"Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear."
-John Lennon
"A career is born in public - talent in privacy."
-Marilyn Monroe
"There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed."
-Matthew McConaughy
"Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, 'Oh, God! I just want to buy some tampons!"
-Meg Ryan
"Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs."
-Miss Piggy
"If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar...ha...hah...ha"
-Squidward
"Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate."
-Susan Sarandon
Fun Definition of the Day:
porn = an adaptation of romantic novels
-Dave Matthews
"You're damned if you're too thin, and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. It's impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we all stop trying."
-Jennifer Aniston
"The best smell in the world is that man that you love."
-Jennifer Aniston
"The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain."
-Jennifer Aniston
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-Dustin Hoffman
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
-Ellen Degeneres
"It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs."
-Eva Mendes
On going blond for the 'Scooby Doo' film: "It's a pain in the ass. I never thought I would ever use terms like 'My roots!' Or 'My dye job!' or 'My colour's not holding."
-Freddy Prinze Junior
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-Ingrid Bergman
"When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten."
-Joaquin Phoenix
"Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear."
-John Lennon
"A career is born in public - talent in privacy."
-Marilyn Monroe
"There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed."
-Matthew McConaughy
"Fame is also a test of character at times... Sometimes I pass the test; sometimes I'm a pain in the ass. Sometimes I'm like, 'Oh, God! I just want to buy some tampons!"
-Meg Ryan
"Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs."
-Miss Piggy
"If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar...ha...hah...ha"
-Squidward
"Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate."
-Susan Sarandon
Fun Definition of the Day:
porn = an adaptation of romantic novels