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tart_in_tartan

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Jan 22, 2005 01:35

It's my BERFDAY!

That means I get PWESENTS! Eveyone has to give me pwesents. Its a RULE. Eveyone has to follow the RULES.

Today I get to be the PRINCESS. The berfday girl is ALWAYS the princess. Mummy always says so. And I'm in a castle. That means eveybody has to do what I says today. And I want eveyone to give me TOYS! I don't have ( Read more... )

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paparazzi_colin January 22 2005, 01:05:08 UTC

Um hi.
Why are you using my head teachers journal??? are you her granddaughter or something??

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 01:08:03 UTC

Mummy said grammie went away.

Wots a teacher? You have fuzzy hair!

paparazzi_colin January 22 2005, 01:11:58 UTC

OH MY GOD PROFESSOR MG IS DEAD!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't Dumbledore tell us about this??? whose going to boss us around if she's dead??? OMG WILL IT BE HERMIONE???

My hair is curly not fuzzy!!

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 01:15:27 UTC

Stop yelling! I din't do nothing wrong!

I want my mummy! Its my berfday and you aren't apposed to be mean!

And IS TOO!

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grrgoyle January 22 2005, 10:40:46 UTC

Huh.

The first years get smaller every year.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 10:42:44 UTC

Wots a first year?

I dont think I like you.

grrgoyle January 22 2005, 13:37:23 UTC

I am not sure whether it is the striking sense of familiarity I get from talking to you, or the fact that you look like me-

But play your cards right, first year and perhaps, just perhaps, you may find yourself under the protective wing of a man named Gregory Goyle.

He's a great man, that Gregory Goyle.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 13:40:38 UTC

I dont look like you! Im a GIRL! Are you a girl?

I dont need you to potector me! Fuzzyhead will potector me! Ginny says so!

Gregory Goyle is a ugly name.

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deranged_gofer January 22 2005, 13:00:01 UTC

Professor! Ach nein, did you lose a century from your age or did you just develop a really horrible speech impediment AND lose a century from your age?

Does this mean I don't have to do my Transfigurations essay?

I mean, uhm, would you like some sweets, Minnie?

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 13:06:51 UTC

Wot?

You talk funny!

Mummy said dont never take sweets from strangers!

deranged_gofer January 22 2005, 13:19:41 UTC

I only talk funny because I am. Unless you were talking about the German. Because German is always funny. Even if you translate it and it's about death, it's still funny. In a German way.

So you don't know who I am? And you have no recollection of where I sit in class?

Either this is a plot against me and my lack of abilities in the class you teach or then Professor really did die and this ...baby has her spirit inside of it. Reincarnation? Hmm, the plaid certainly suggests so.

I must go put on my German detective hat.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 13:22:31 UTC

Why is eveybody saying dead? I dont like dead!

Wots German? Wots class? Why does eveybody use big words here?

And Im NOT A BABY! Im a big girl! Mummy says so!

I have a crown. Its bedder than your hat.

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cornered_beef January 22 2005, 17:22:12 UTC

WHERE DID YOU GET IT

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 17:26:23 UTC

GINNY! Mean boys are yelling again!

Your gonna get it now, mister!

cornered_beef January 22 2005, 17:50:34 UTC

WHERE DID YOU GET THE MACHINE

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 17:55:57 UTC

STOP YELLING!!!!

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