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[tart_in_tartan]

It's my BERFDAY!

That means I get PWESENTS! Eveyone has to give me pwesents. Its a RULE. Eveyone has to follow the RULES.

Today I get to be the PRINCESS. The berfday girl is ALWAYS the princess. Mummy always says so. And I'm in a castle. That means eveybody has to do what I says today. And I want eveyone to give me TOYS! I don't have

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[cornered_beef]

WHERE DID YOU GET IT

[tart_in_tartan]

GINNY! Mean boys are yelling again!

Your gonna get it now, mister!

[cornered_beef]

WHERE DID YOU GET THE MACHINE

[tart_in_tartan]

STOP YELLING!!!!

[cornered_beef]

I cannot resist the baby face! NOOOOO!

Hello there darling, do you know how you came to be pint-sized?

[tart_in_tartan]

Wots a pint? Are you going to be nice now? I like nice people!

[cornered_beef]

I'll be especially nice to you if you help me solve a mystery!

Do you how you came to be so young?

[tart_in_tartan]

Wots a mystery?

And Im not young! Im a big girl! Mummy says so.

[cornered_beef]

A mystery is something confusing.

Okay, let me word this differently...do you remember being around a big machine lately?

[tart_in_tartan]

You should talk to the boy with no head! He was confusded too!

Wots a machine?

[cornered_beef]

There's a boy with no head? SHOW ME THIS BOY WITH NO HEAD. I BET HE HOLDS THE KEY.

A machine looks like my picture.

[tart_in_tartan]

Your yelling again!!

Its sparkly!

[cornered_beef]

Have you seen it?

[tart_in_tartan]

Nope!

Can I? Is it a toy? Its my berfday! Is it my present?

[cornered_beef]

Then, tell me about this boy without a head and I'll give you a pretty birthday present.

[tart_in_tartan]

He talked funny! And he wouldnt share! He had opmium and bier and wouldn't fill my sippy cup!

Will you fill my sippy cup?