Surely there is someone who wants to dance with me! After all, I'm such a pretty young thing, don't you think?

It's my BERFDAY!

That means I get PWESENTS! Eveyone has to give me pwesents. Its a RULE. Eveyone has to follow the RULES.

Today I get to be the PRINCESS. The berfday girl is ALWAYS the princess. Mummy always says so. And I'm in a castle. That means eveybody has to do what I says today. And I want eveyone to give me TOYS! I don't have ( Read more... )

Students, I am a bit disappointed in the grades I have been seeing on your Transfiguration Exams so far this week. As a holiday treat, I will conduct a game here, and anyone answering correctly will receive extra credit.

Transfiguration JeopardyCategories ( Read more... )

I have compiled a list of some of the alarming events that have taken place at Hogwarts recently:

Miss Patil's undergarments 'mysteriously' turned a Slytherin green.

Miss Chang reported some sort of perverted watcher in the Head Girl's lavatory.

Professor Flitwick's stepstool mysteriously disappeared.

Mr. Diggory's casket was vandalised, ( Read more... )

I am always happy to utilise the students' suggestions. What a lovely trend!

Never in all my days would I have thought to see the students describing Professor Snape with adjectives such as "mellow". Likewise, I would have never expected to see the man grinning, giggling, or skipping in the hallways. Well done, Remus.

Whatever you have done to him (and mind, I am not seeking an account of those activities), I believe ( Read more... )

I had a brilliant time at the Weasleys' party. There were many people in attendance that I had not seen in ages! It's always nice to see students, both past and present. The Weasleys are entertaining a guest from out of town - a cousin, Icicle Weasley, I believe. Everyone seemed to be quite taken with the girl, but really, her charms clearly ( Read more... )