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Jan 22, 2005 01:35

It's my BERFDAY!

That means I get PWESENTS! Eveyone has to give me pwesents. Its a RULE. Eveyone has to follow the RULES.

Today I get to be the PRINCESS. The berfday girl is ALWAYS the princess. Mummy always says so. And I'm in a castle. That means eveybody has to do what I says today. And I want eveyone to give me TOYS! I don't have ( Read more... )

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grrgoyle January 22 2005, 10:40:46 UTC

Huh.

The first years get smaller every year.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 10:42:44 UTC

Wots a first year?

I dont think I like you.

grrgoyle January 22 2005, 13:37:23 UTC

I am not sure whether it is the striking sense of familiarity I get from talking to you, or the fact that you look like me-

But play your cards right, first year and perhaps, just perhaps, you may find yourself under the protective wing of a man named Gregory Goyle.

He's a great man, that Gregory Goyle.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 13:40:38 UTC

I dont look like you! Im a GIRL! Are you a girl?

I dont need you to potector me! Fuzzyhead will potector me! Ginny says so!

Gregory Goyle is a ugly name.

waitingfortom January 22 2005, 14:29:39 UTC

And I'll help him do it. You look nothing like him and you're so definitely a girl.

Now he's one who needs a second name because his own name is dreadful.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 14:35:09 UTC

Hes a meaniehead!

Make him go way!

grrgoyle January 22 2005, 14:41:04 UTC

I like your spirit!

Keep this up, and you will grow up to be one fine young man someday!

waitingfortom January 22 2005, 14:43:31 UTC

She'll be a fine WOMAN since she's FEMALE, and you're not going to grow up to be a man!

grrgoyle January 22 2005, 14:59:53 UTC

Weasley #7! I am talking about that nice little boy over there, not about any woman!

I assure you, there are currently no other women in my life, except you. Although I am not meaning this in a romantic sense because as I have said before, I don't like you that way.

Your hair is too red or something.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 14:43:47 UTC

IM A GIRL!

You are MEAN! And you are UGLY! You go way now! Or my da will yell at you! And he can yell REAL LOUD!

grrgoyle January 22 2005, 15:04:28 UTC

Oh, I get it. You are a girl, as in you are a boy,

You are speaking in code.

I like that.

tart_in_tartan January 22 2005, 15:05:44 UTC

GINNY!!!!! FUZZYHEAD!!!!

MUMMY!!!

grrgoyle January 22 2005, 15:08:38 UTC

YEAH!! Work those vocal cords!

Before you know it, your voice will be as deep as mine!

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