Me : What? You have been standing in the doorway to my office for 2 minutes without saying a word. Is there something you need?

Douche : I am trying to get *process* to work. It says it is going to take 4 hours to finish. I have to leave in 3 hours. Will it finish?

M : No.

D : But I need it to finish before I leave.

M : Then you should have ( Read more... )

Me : What? You have been standing in the doorway to my office for 2 minutes without saying a word. Is there something you need?

Douche : I am trying to get *process* to work. It says it is going to take 4 hours to finish. I have to leave in 3 hours. Will it finish?

M : No.

D : But I need it to finish before I leave.

M : Then you should have ( Read more... )

2 quick things that happened this morning that just make me realize why I enjoyed my vacation last week….

1) “Hey… you remember that problem we had 9 months ago on my machine?”

Really? Yes… I remember it explicitly. I only sit here and twiddle my thumbs all day waiting for you to call with a problem. No, I haven’t had a thousand other issues ( Read more... )

2 quick things that happened this morning that just make me realize why I enjoyed my vacation last week….

1) “Hey… you remember that problem we had 9 months ago on my machine?”

Really? Yes… I remember it explicitly. I only sit here and twiddle my thumbs all day waiting for you to call with a problem. No, I haven’t had a thousand other issues ( Read more... )

2 quick things that happened this morning that just make me realize why I enjoyed my vacation last week ( Read more... )

I hate people…. really I do.

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Him: Hey. Can you install this different OS, Database, and WebApplicationX on each of the training machines?
Me: No. I have the machines set up and wiped after each class so they can be configured for the next class.
Him: I am teaching an internal class on WebApplicationX on Monday, and I have set anything up ( Read more... )

I hate people…. really I do.

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I hate people.... really I do.

( IM Conversation with employee..... )

Hi.

I am much more important than you are.

I am having a problem with something.

I am not going to give you any details.

I am not going to answer your phone calls to request any details.

There are approximately 10 different ways for you to get a hold of me to ask me questions about this problem. I will ignore all of them.

I am not going to help ( Read more... )

Hi.

I am much more important than you are.

I am having a problem with something.

I am not going to give you any details.

I am not going to answer your phone calls to request any details.

There are approximately 10 different ways for you to get a hold of me to ask me questions about this problem. I will ignore all of them.

I am not going to help ( Read more... )