1. How do you make a swiss roll?
You throw him off an alp.
2. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
(Courtesy of the Mensa forum)
3. What does a Chinese dumpling say when the lights are too strong?
Dim some.
(Courtesy of
queenmab21)