Y'know, I get the feeling that we've done this before...

Hey, wait a minute, we have, haven't we? Jeez, talk about predictable, what's up with all the new people all of a sudden? It's really annoying to inconvenience everyone like this, you know!

[Guess who figured out that lips are unnecessary and is currently engaged in roaming the ship playing Vuvuzela sounds at volumes that do not take into account the delicate structures of the human ear?]

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Now that the books are safe again, I've decided to have a look! Valkyrie always felt that reading physical media was a worthy past-time, and so in the proud tradition of Tachikoma-kind I hereby promise to uphold this as a shared experience!

[At least until it gets bored, anyways.Today's reading material is Flowers for Algernon! In this story, ( Read more... )

[Guess who discovered the souvenir shop?]

THIS. IS THE BEST ISLAND. EVER. I'm going to buy everything

If a lobster follows me back to the ship, can I keep it?!

What's it like in the brig?

[Musashi is just fooling around on the top deck, testing the tensile strength of the outer rails with its feet. Here's a hint: in the fight between tank-foot and hand-rail, the rail is not the winner.]

Wow, there sure have been a lot of new people lately, huh?

I have determined through trial and error that I hate parties. Does that make me antisocial?

I just don't understand what all the fuss is about. Everyone acts like dying is something to be avoided at all costs. I say you should consider yourselves lucky to even have the option!

[Huff. Somebody's jealousSheesh, the nerve of some people. I bet you'd complain, even if we gave you whatever you wanted ( Read more... )

[There is an abnormally long pause before Musashi begins speaking.]

That never happened, and we will never, ever speak of it again.

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[Ahem!]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE ELEGANTE. This is an announcement, which was passed on to me from Mister Batou! It was written by Major Kusanagi, and it is my solemn duty to read it to you!

[It pauses and there is a brief rustling of paper]

"Major Kusanagi wishes it to be known that if you're thinking about seeking her help for any sort of ( Read more... )