Comments | tachikhromatic: AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

tachikhromatic

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Jan 31, 2010 00:25

[Ahem!]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE ELEGANTE. This is an announcement, which was passed on to me from Mister Batou! It was written by Major Kusanagi, and it is my solemn duty to read it to you!

[It pauses and there is a brief rustling of paper]

"Major Kusanagi wishes it to be known that if you're thinking about seeking her help for any sort of ( Read more... )

!mister batou, !samus aran, !gippal, !erol, !ratchet, !the major, !open commline, i hope the major sees, !remy whitecastle, we love mister batou, i did good?, you're all dumb nooney heads, rookies, this one's hopeless, !ironhide, !leonardo

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electronichound January 31 2010, 05:27:44 UTC

You could be a politician, Musashi.

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:30:27 UTC

[Awww, I bet you tell that to all the tanks onboard. Musashi adopts a facetious attitude for its reply.]

Thank you, I owe everything to my commanding officers. I would also like to thank the committee for their hard work.

electronichound January 31 2010, 05:31:47 UTC

Everyone worked very hard and I feel the results exceeded expectations.

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:42:40 UTC

And under budget! This is convenient since as it turns out, we weren't actually being paid.

I hope it's alright, but we may need to bring in a consult on the pharmaceutical alternatives, Mister Batou.

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prime_huntress January 31 2010, 05:40:43 UTC

She hasn't gotten herself off the ship in ... over one year yet.

[This just pissed her off. Absolutely pissed her off. The arrogance, the elitism. The powerful were supposed to protect the weak. She had to go break something.]

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:45:02 UTC

Yep! I guess we're just lucky like that.

[your rage cannot touch the near-total cheer of a favored Tachikoma]

prime_huntress January 31 2010, 06:01:27 UTC

What I mean is that her help is not required. Apparently.

[Stomping, storming, Samus made her way to the gym.]

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 06:08:09 UTC

Actually, as an assistant during the hacking attempts, I can speak with authority on the matter of the Major's contribution!

Everyone belowdecks would have been killed within the first twenty minutes without her expert skills is rerouting and shutting down the automatic defenses. It's not your fault, I'm sure you're just poorly trained.

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onlyajackass January 31 2010, 05:42:33 UTC

So does your major make it a habit to insult people?

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:43:51 UTC

Only when you deserve it.

onlyajackass January 31 2010, 05:46:01 UTC

Uh huh. I don't think I've ever met your major. So I'm pretty sure I don't deserve it.

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:49:57 UTC

I'm sorry, but personal acquaintance or the lack thereof doesn't necessarily preclude deserving access to key data on your own level of stupidity.

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[locked to Batou and Musashi // unhackable] electroniccrane January 31 2010, 05:45:32 UTC

You improvised.

[locked to Batou and The Major // unhackable] tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:48:11 UTC

...I thought it would be kind to allow them a chance to atone for their mistakes.

...

[beat]

...Via corporeal punishment.

[locked to Batou and Musashi // unhackable] electroniccrane January 31 2010, 05:51:10 UTC

Your interpretation is going to draw fire. People don't like being outright told they're idiots.

[She doesn't sound upset about it.]

[locked to Batou and The Major // unhackable] tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 05:54:48 UTC

I don't mind, this shell is impervious to a wide variety of heavy munitions.

[gasp!] Do you think they'd try and fight me hand-to-hand?!

ohmygosh

[It just wants to practice kicking people some more]

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heavyweaponsbot January 31 2010, 05:55:21 UTC

... Pity. And here I was, planning on running to the human like a scared little protoform for her war counsel.

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 06:00:34 UTC

I'm afraid you will have to rethink your hacking needs in the future for a less effective execution than otherwise might have been offered.

The Major's advice is always good.

heavyweaponsbot January 31 2010, 06:03:25 UTC

...

I was not being serious.

tachikhromatic January 31 2010, 06:11:26 UTC

Oh. Well, in that case, you have a very poor sense of humor, and your comedic timing leaves a lot to be desired. In addition, you should take your subject matter from situations that leave no doubt as to their humorous content.

It's not as if people don't normally rely on Major Kusanagi's tactical orders, you know.

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