Some of the things I have to deal with ( Read more... )

I keep having this reoccurring dream where I'm in a half awake state and I'm screaming in pure panic "THEY'VE CUT OFF MY WINGS ( Read more... )

Congrats... you are the ONLY person EVER to win the billion dollar prise for being the greatest person in the universe. Please spend a 2-hr call to our $25 per minute hotline to collect your prise. You do not need to give us any of your details, and we will post it to you as soon as possible ( Read more... )

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker ( Read more... )

I could barely sleep last night. This morning I woke up 15 minutes before the alarm goes off (at 6:30 in the freakin morning). My stomach already has butterflies and my mind is racing with everything I need to remember to do. I pace a little bit and finally go in there to wake up the big kid. He's giggling and hiding under his covers ( Read more... )

Andy and Caleb and I were driving back home from E. Peoria yesterday evening on 74 and saw fireworks off in the distance. Caleb shouted out lets go over there to watch them. So we tracked them down, they were having a display in Glen Oak Park. It was most of the way through already so we drove slowly and saw what we could, and talked about the ( Read more... )

Ya know.. you just can't get a moment alone when you have a kid ( Read more... )

So I was outside playing with Caleb and his new Slip 'n Slide. And I ran over and stomped the water so it splashed up on him when he wasn't yet wet.

A little later I was adjusting the sprinkler thingy and he tried to kick the water at me, but failed.

I walked away and he shouted "YOU'll PAY SOMEDAY!!!"


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Ive never enjoyed this song so much as right now, when I watched the video for it.

Meatloaf, Paradise by the Dashboard Lights;

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Okay, the good news is that I don't think I broke my hand.

The bad news is that I cant move it very well, and it looks like my hand is a half breed between person and Stay Puff Marshmallow Man...and it really hurts a bunch.