Guess what showed up on WTFFanfiction yesterday.

Still one of my favourite failed similes ever.

When last we saw our lovebirds, they were dancing what appeared from the description to be a waltz... to Always by Erasure, which is now stuck in my head and won't fucking budge. I salute the author for the subtlety of this mythology gag: live in Harmony indeed.
( The Last War Chapter 5 )

In which Harry and Hermione go to a restaurant. The spécialité de la maison is, of course, the pepperjack cheeseburger.
( The Last War Chapter 4 )

In Chapter 2, Hermione killed Ron with magic. Presumably because Draco still had the Pocketknife of Vashna. Now it's Ginny's turn for a character (this time not literal) assassination.
( The Last War Chapter 3 )

... are unparalleled in their dramatic power. See for yourselves!

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This godawful MuggleNet editorial seems to be what the author of The Last War is using as a crib-sheet for the Ron/Hermione relationship. I know it's nearly five years old, but The HMS STFU sporking is still worth a read.

As for this:

I think [Hermione] fits the classic abuse victim profile (that’s another essay.)I've not seen this essay (does it ( Read more... )

In which Hermione finally remembers she's a badass, but too late to redeem the fic.
( The Last War Chapter 2 )

I'd like to thank The HMS STFU for bringing The Last War by Lady of Pale Emerald Fires to my attention. It's another evil!Ron fic in the vein of Dark Secrets, but whereas that was using evil!Ron as a plot device to hook Mary Sue up with Draco, this is doing the same for Harry and Hermione. And whereas Dark Secrets at least had the decency to make ( Read more... )