Comments | szaleniec1000: Hermione's Talent part 2 Chapters 13-27

szaleniec1000

Hermione's Talent part 2 Chapters 13-27

Jul 24, 2012 13:37

In which they all live happily ever after. Or shag, at any rate.

( The final chapters )

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sickbritkid2 July 24 2012, 23:19:21 UTC

He goes faster bringing his hand between us and starts rubbing my clit making me scream his name.
"DRACOOOOOOO!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1ONR9e5eI&feature=plcp&t=1m22s

szaleniec1000 July 25 2012, 00:03:36 UTC

That would have been the perfect end to the story. I mean, "Dumbledoor" knows everything that's going on in Hogwarts, so logically that should include the Head Boy and Girl screwing in their non-canonical quarters.

sickbritkid2 July 25 2012, 01:12:18 UTC

That would have been the perfect end to the story.

XD No kidding. This fanfic needed more cursing Dumbledore who could use some Ibuprofen.

I headcanoning this.

szaleniec1000 July 25 2012, 01:25:25 UTC

And everyone else is turning the air blue; Dumbledore calling them MOTHERFUKERS would fit right in.

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duster July 26 2012, 05:54:58 UTC

Why am I having flashbacks to Deserving at the "DRACOOOOOO" line?

szaleniec1000 July 26 2012, 16:39:14 UTC

Now I am too!

adriana_divolpe July 28 2012, 07:06:26 UTC

I was too, all I could think was "Dumbledorrrrrrrre!" XD

undying_embers May 29 2013, 23:06:43 UTC

WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO ON A BREAK MY HEART IT BROKE

Nice Yoda moment there.

szaleniec1000 May 30 2013, 00:16:24 UTC

I admit I was being a bit facetious in my response to that outburst: I'm familiar with "your ass" as a slang dysphemism for "you" thanks mainly to films; I just don't think it belongs within a thousand miles of Hermione's dialogue. Or any Harry Potter character, but Hermione more than most. I honestly don't know whether the author even read the books and only have her word that she's seen the films, because Hermione in this fic looks like a particularly vapid OC with Hermione's name slapped on top.

And yes, Yoda moment. There's no excuse for that. XD

undying_embers May 30 2013, 01:51:37 UTC

Would it be horrible if I said that I have honestly seen worse? At least this fic doesn't give Hermione a purple mohawk.
That is unfortunately quite common in Sue-mione fanfic. Tara Gilespie's friend Raven wrote a fic that treats Hermione the exact same way except, in the true My Immortal fashion, she gives her a new goffic name, leaving the rest of us wondering why she didn't just go with an OC.

szaleniec1000 May 30 2013, 02:01:05 UTC

I know what you mean, and it's nothing new. Here's a classic Suemione from ten years ago; her story is long deleted from FF.net but her pepperjack cheese (yes, she's the trope namer) lives on.

As for Talent!Hermione, she might actually have a purple mohawk for all the description she doesn't have in the fic.

ETA: I'd completely forgotten that pepperjack!Hermione was also the same author who told people not to flame on pain of being called a "quieph"*, which just reminds me of this:

(* always thought that was a Taraism, but clearly not.)