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Forging contracts with hellbeasts to fight other hellbeasts? There's an app for that.
And we thought the app market was dead. BECAUSE IT IS BECAUSE HELL IS DEAD HAHA GET IT ( Read more... ) -
Adventures in Hentai getting a paintjob and moving!
Since LJ is kinda dead I'll begin crossposting all Adventures in Hentai posts to a brand spanking (o bby~) Tumblr blog dedicated to reviewing sexy things that are also wrong. It'll also be broken down into four categories;
Adventures in Hentai: What I've been doing, screencapping hentai games and mocking them.
Sometimes I Review Porn: The above ( Read more... ) -
AiH YAOI - Absolute Obedience: Out of everyone, it's the narrative PoV that gets buttfucked the most
Holy fuckballs it's been a while since I've done one of these Adventures in Hentai. And I'm pretty sure I'm stepping into zarla's turf because YOU ASKED FOR IT; I PLAYED THE GODDAMN YAOI ( Read more... ) -
Sometimes I Play Shitty Tabletop RPGs: Golden Sky Stories
This review is nonsensical froth. If you want the fleshy funbits, you should probably go read Nexus Academy's review. He did GM the damn thing.I'm in probably the most incestuous tabletop gaming group ever. A player in one is a GM in another and vice versa and I GMed a game that a player made a sequel to so I'm playing in that. It's dice rolling ( Read more... ) -
Adventures in Hentai: Let's Meow Meow - Barking Mad
At this point I give so little fucks about the stupid storyline of Let's Meow Meow so let's just skip to the fucking.
Fortunately if you've played through a sex scene before, you can just skip back to it. Which is exactly what we're gonna do. I'll do a cliffnotes version of the plot because who cares.
So Shinju, the dog girl, got a job with you at ( Read more... ) -
I Went to Anime Expo and All I Got was Sweatstains and Bad Japanese Porn Games!
ANIME EXPO IS OVER AND I LOVE LAWYERS EVEN MORE NOW. I'm posting the shit out of the photo of my Athena cosplay looking swaggy as fuck between two Apollos. If I didn't ship it before I do now.
- MORE ONE FINE DAY IN NEVERLAND! A new villager has arrived and the Mayor has completed his shark dungeon! (Located on the first floor.) What is Tom's next ( Read more... ) -
One Fine Day in Neverland 3: Wisdom from Beyond Neverland
Somewhere in the dead of night.
Outside your window right now.
One man is making a bid for power, a triumphant return to his seat of power to user in a new era; one under his benevolent dictatorship. The malevolent cat was not enough to keep down this eternally burning flame of creative madness.
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Adventures in Hentai: Pick Your Hentai!
I'm still working on Let's Meow Meow slowly. Moving tomorrow and getting ready for a con so it'll be slower than it already is. But I got a start on the next part so yay! For the sake of time I decided I'm not going to pursue each character, I'll just pick one audience-directed path and roll with it ( Read more... ) -
Adventures in Hentai: Let's Meow Meow Part 3 - So When Do We Jerk Off?
This game has not defeated me yet. I refuse to let Let's Meow Meow be the one to take me out. I'm the Inigo Montoya of this situation, except this game didn't kill my father; it killed my hopes and dreams.( This part contains no nudity whatsoever which makes you wonder why this is here. ) -
THE FUTURE
I HONESTLY HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT HENTAI ABSURDITY. Part 3 is in the works, I'm just working on other shit. A lot of other shit. But here's what to expect in the future from Slaughterhouse Sue ( Read more... )