Adventures in Hentai: Let's Meow Meow Part 3 - So When Do We Jerk Off?
This game has not defeated me yet. I refuse to let Let's Meow Meow be the one to take me out. I'm the Inigo Montoya of this situation, except this game didn't kill my father; it killed my hopes and dreams.
Remember that Asshole is a student of biology studying orchids. This has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, and it does absolutely nothing to advance what little character he has.
Throw me a boner and make a viagra reference. Please, I'm begging this game for a dick joke.
I cut out at least 5 screens between this and the last one. I think this is what experts in the gaming industry call "filler." But the technical term is "frivolous bullshit."
Let's Meow Meow tells the story of every kid discovering porn for the first time ever.
I actually have to wonder what "crossbreeding" means. Does that mean like the paranormal Kindleporn with girls and T-rexes or something?
I actually yelled out loud "OH GOD DAMNIT ASSHOLE."
YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INTERDIMENSIONAL MAGICAL DICKSUCKING CATGIRL. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.
THIS IS THE QUESTION YOU ASK NOW. TROJANS ARE LIKE FIVE BUCKS AT CVS HAVE FUN. My shift key is getting mad at me I'll stop.
Which one? You know, this game keeps using "pussy" and keeps forgetting its demographic.
Do you know how much money I would give to see this shit play out on Maury?
Why are all my hits shitty Youtube AMVs and 4chan? Weird.
It's not legit unless it's hosted on Angelfire Geocities Freewebs Weebly.
Oh no, a cat girl fan escaped from Hentai Foundry. Time to get the muzzle and taser.
Okay true story. As part of my senior capstone I analyzed an anime produced by that Japanese cult that gas bombed the Tokyo subways to decipher how it was used as propaganda towards youth. It went exactly like this text. I'm not fucking kidding. (Yes, that is the Doraemon theme song.)
Why yes LMM. In theory when you put letters together they make a word.
Hey, your dick vacuum came back. What's she been so busy doing?
Oh. Yeah. That.
The line every furry wingman knows.
Mikan went out exploring to get acquainted with her new surroundings. This shocks me because all these characters lack initiative to do anything other than attempt to fuck you.
You suck, Snatchbag.
EVERYTHING IN JAPAN IS EXPENSIVE.
So you get dragged out to buy panties. And then your magical catgirl tells you about the bowels of hell from whence she came.
What are the other countries, you ask? You will find out much to your eternal disgust.
JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT WHAT YOUR FETISH IS.
Now we just prattle on about how amazing and perfect catgirlsexland is.
They're Quakers. The animal people in catgirlsexland solve shit the Quaker way.
So Mikan goes after a feather duster like a cat would and cutesy bullshit ensues. Everyone assumes she's your girlfriend and crazy.
FINALLY. A CHOICE TO MAKE. I asked the people on Skype what to do and they said Asshole and Mikan totally live together.
How hard did you have to fuck your thesaurus to get THAT word out?
I'm only on a mission to buy panties for her, what gave you that idea?
Oh good. Now we're establishing the mecha fetish subsect. Glad to see you have extended your niche to other more tiny niches.
Just what I needed in my hentai game! A religion/science debate! Now this I can jack off to!
FINALLY WE GET TO THE FUCKING PANTY STORE. LET'S JUST BUY SOME PANTIES AND GET THIS DONE WITH.
True fact: Men recoil from Victoria's Secret stores like vampires to a cross.
Sure let's call it that.
The hentai game equivalent of surrounding a ghost with salt.
Out of the mouths of babes.
So you find out Mikan is trying on bras and panties.
Thanksgiving at Asshole's house is awkward.
With that stupid subplot over, hopefully we'll not see more detestable characters!