Adventures in Hentai: Let's Meow Meow - Barking Mad
At this point I give so little fucks about the stupid storyline of Let's Meow Meow so let's just skip to the fucking.
Fortunately if you've played through a sex scene before, you can just skip back to it. Which is exactly what we're gonna do. I'll do a cliffnotes version of the plot because who cares.
So Shinju, the dog girl, got a job with you at some cafe as a waitress. After closing, a thunderstorm rolls in. She's a dog, so naturally she freaks out and needs a +3 Penis of Healing. You happen to own one.
Then some shitty euphemisms happen.
I'm imagining that her pussy is growling like a headcrab ready to strike.
Out of curiosity I looked up how old the euphemism "pecker" is. 1902. Yeah.
His penis is now a hot thing? If he cums on you and it burns can you sue?
I'll leave you to figure out how the fuck you scream in a low voice.
She fucks like Marvel superheroes fight; narrating fucking everything.
Apparently his dick makes light sabre noises. By the way, I counted. His dick makes light sabre noises five times.
Find Extract of Ibuki at your local Whole Foods.
But you're not done making bad decisions with Shinju. This is arguably the worst fucking thing you will do in this game.
Because screwing animal girls from outer space wasn't sexually adventurous enough, you took a walk in the park with the dog girl on a leash. Naked. She has to pee. You see where this is going.
I hate you all. Suffer with me.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THOSE JESUS CHRIST.
Out of all the times to use the euphemism "honey" THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
I only capped this because some localizer thought we really really needed to see the word "cooter" in a porno and I thought his work needed to be recognized. (I also just noticed the dude's pants aren't even unzipped hahahaha.)
We're not done yet. So these two scenes you only get if you follow Shinju to the end. Lemme try to sum up this chick.
Kohaku is the cat lady with black hair. She shows up to send your harem back to the animal people dimension but she needs to charge up her power levels. How do you do that? A THREEWAY. DUH.
Really this scene is needed here for one reason.
The fact the same localizer thought "love juice" was a hot enough phrase to use FOUR TIMES. FOUR.
Also, you jizz pure energy. I thought you only went Super Saiyan when you came in Sailor Moon and the Seven Ballz.
Join us next time for some other chick we don't care about. You all want Robo-Loli next, doncha?