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szaleniec1000

Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 11 part 2

Jun 25, 2012 19:07

No, I've not given up.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 11 )

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sickbritkid2 June 27 2012, 09:28:53 UTC

On the other hand, defining the American wizarding world solely by which elements of the canon Potterverse aren't there doesn't take much imagination and leaves it looking a little on the bland side.No kidding. My fanfic concept portrays the American wizarding world as a lot like Britain's, but has a far more efficient and semi-fascistic Ministry running things ( ... )

sith_droideka July 5 2012, 16:12:06 UTC

I made my Wizarding America more like what I wish our America was, albeit with a very dark core. The two most powerful wizards in America (third or fourth or something in 1995) are Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca, beings who worshiped as gods by the Aztecs. Quetzalcoatl, being the only "nice" Aztec god, is friendly and supporting, and the head of the International Magical School Association or something. He also runs a school underneath the salt lake (chosen because who would search for wizards in a desert?) that teaches a fusion of European, Mesoamerican, and other native magic. He's also a former president who organized an alliance with the ultra-capitalist Russian Magical Federation and the last "brothers in faith" (faith to God/Allah) state of the United States of Islam, and a respected national hero ( ... )

sickbritkid2 June 27 2012, 09:29:58 UTC

We need Judge Ebony to charge them with contempt and declare them to be preps.

And then Draco will walk in and hold hands with her with their middle fingers sticking up.

sickbritkid2 June 27 2012, 09:38:35 UTC

“Ms. Bowman has just handed me a medical report from her gynecologist that confirms that her hymen was indeed intact at the time of her examination on May 31, 2000.”

Apparently, the certifications of Muggle doctors are now acceptable in wizard court, even though one would think Samantha would've seen a HEALER for such verification.

Head, meet desk! *thunk*

szaleniec1000 June 27 2012, 15:08:03 UTC

In a court where it's acceptable to insinuate that someone's untrustworthy for being Muggle-born, at that.

sickbritkid2 June 27 2012, 18:50:13 UTC

No kidding.

If this was pre-OotP, then the doctor gaff would've been acceptable. But, as you said, HTE was written afterward, and we saw what wizards think of Muggle doctors: "Doctors? Those Muggle nutters who cut people up? No, that's a Healer!"

sickbritkid2 June 27 2012, 09:39:56 UTC

Because you just revealed your strategy, idiot.

Well, if Seamus' lack of objections toward Bullchip's blatant goading of the witnesses he called to the stand is anything to go off of, he must be a pretty shite lawyer, don't you think?

sickbritkid2 June 27 2012, 09:41:56 UTC

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read and review Hogwarts Exposed.

And Ethan Hunt looked upon this mission and said "Fuck this shit" before scarpering for the nearest cliff.