It is I, Andrew VanZandt, posting from the deep ethers of the Internet (7th and Tacoma Ave). I would like to invite all of you to a show the band I'm in, The Nouveau Rich, shall be playing at The Garage on Wednesday June 27th. It should be a thrilling show, perhaps even moreso than usual. Why will it be thrilling, you ask? Why, because we're ( Read more... )

So, ummm..... We've (i.e. The Nouveau Rich) got another show coming up, tomorrow night. It's up in Seattle, at this bar called The Irish Emigrant (located at 5260 University Way NE). I'm pretty sure it's at 8 o' clock and free, but don't quote me on either of those. If you need more information, you can always contact me ( Read more... )

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout-out to my Libertarian-senator-voting homies:

Adam, and Liz, and..... ummmm.......

Uhhh.....

Hey, if anyone in the Seattle/Tacoma area happens to have a Windows XP disc they wouldn't mind loaning me, I would be a ver happy person. I need it to fulfill my musical dream.

Holy mother of Christ, how fucking good are the Clash ( Read more... )

Well, on top of a weekend in which a girl set a new land speed record for going from "I wanna suck your cock" to vomiting on my floor in ONE DRINK FLAT, I awoke yesterday morning to find that I had developed three ingrown hairs. On my thigh. Placed strategically along the lower hem of my boxers. So now whenever I walk, there's an oh-so-delightful ( Read more... )

If one were to spend his Saturday night alone in his apartment, watching Saturday Night Live while taking intermittent shots of vodka between eating a box of Hostess powdered donuts, that wouldn't be considered sad/pathetic/potentially unhealthy, would it?

In the break room at work, coworkers are discussing various boring topics (for the sake of this scenario, they are primarily white women in their 40s-50s). One coworker is talking about possible names for the cat she just got, which intrigues me ( Read more... )

So, I attempted my first honest-to-God COOKED meal (not out of a can, nor microwaveable) last night: Curry. I tried it again tonight, this time with chicken (I wasn't about to throw raw meat into the "Andrew cooks his first meal ever" equation last night ( Read more... )

I need to learn how to cook before I starve to death.

Also: Find way to talk to attractive indie chicks above me.