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[symm1]

I need to learn how to cook before I starve to death.

Also: Find way to talk to attractive indie chicks above me.

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[blueblackabove]

Say something to them about elliot smith. You'll get in their pants.

[symm1]

I don't know about that. I'd probably end up saying something really inappropriate, like how I think his music is HEARTBREAKINGLY beautiful.

[blueblackabove]

I'd say something inappropriate like, "Isn't it funny how people don't care about other people till they die?"

Love,
The emo hater

[normdesplum]

And or stab yourself in the heart with a knife and ask them to rescue you from your emotional pain.

[symm1]

And, you beat me to it.

Making light of suicide? CHECK.
Establishing crippling co-dependency? CHECK.

Man, sometimes I'm amazed that women aren't beating down my door.

[normdesplum]

And on the cooking note, when you watch fast food nation, the guy who ate only big macs all day every day is the only thin one in the bunch. Big Macs baby, big Mizzacs