My grandfather suggested I go to school for hotel & casino management (like everyone in MS does if they aren't already going to school to be a fucking card dealer or bartender). I told him I already know what I'm going to go to school for and I am excited. He said my idea was probably the easy way out (it isn't, that's stupid) and that hotel & ( Read more... )

Cans.


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After lunch I was walking out to my car and I heard a noise, like a pipe bursting. A construction crew across the street had punctured a gas line and the workers were running around frantically turning cars in the other directions. I drove closer and a worker yelled for us to turn around, so we did. You could smell the gas all the way to the ( Read more... )

Somebody backed into my car the other night. The first two photos show the extent of the damage to his car. The third shows the damage to mine.


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I sat at a red light for about 25 minutes today before realizing that the cars in front of me weren't going anywhere due to the police cruiser blocking them in. I pulled off into a lot and looked around and noticed more cruisers. Figured it was an accident or that maybe someone had been hit crossing the street, but didn't see anything. Then I ( Read more... )

According to Fox News, "ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BODY HEADING TO THE BAHAMAS."

Fuck that. That bitch is having more fun as a dead body than I'm having as a living one!

Edit: I can't get off this. "SMITH'S BAHAMAS FUNERAL TO BE OVER THE TOP." I bet that even in her current state, she finds a way to become a drunken mess by the end of the ceremony ( Read more... )

Went to bed at the usual 4 AM, had a really nice sleep and got up at 7:30 AM. Went out into the kitchen and had a glass of Coke. Had a pee, washed my face, brushed my teeth. Sat down at the computer for 30 minutes, now 31 minutes. I feel alright, being up and all. I've given a minute's thought to what I could do between now and 3:00 PM when I will ( Read more... )

I hate Rachel Ray, she's a twat. But I rather like Gordon Ramsay. If he were in a room with Rachel Ray, I bet he'd tell her she was a twat.

It becomes poor at 145 MPH.

"I don't know why anyone would want to do that. Not only are they taking their lives but they're taking their own lives." - Retardo, responding to the news that someone had just been killed in a drive-by shooting near the casino.

This fucking woman just keeps cranking them out.