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According to Fox News, "ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S BODY HEADING TO THE BAHAMAS."
Fuck that. That bitch is having more fun as a dead body than I'm having as a living one!
Edit: I can't get off this. "SMITH'S BAHAMAS FUNERAL TO BE OVER THE TOP." I bet that even in her current state, she finds a way to become a drunken mess by the end of the ceremony.
Edit again: Barbie fucking Bandits?! And they haven't been caught? Fuck! It's so obvious! If you want to rob a bank and get away with it, make sure you look like every girl that's ever stepped out of a Volkswagen Jetta! I bet the entire cast of Laguna Beach is being held for questioning.
Fuck that. That bitch is having more fun as a dead body than I'm having as a living one!
Edit: I can't get off this. "SMITH'S BAHAMAS FUNERAL TO BE OVER THE TOP." I bet that even in her current state, she finds a way to become a drunken mess by the end of the ceremony.
Edit again: Barbie fucking Bandits?! And they haven't been caught? Fuck! It's so obvious! If you want to rob a bank and get away with it, make sure you look like every girl that's ever stepped out of a Volkswagen Jetta! I bet the entire cast of Laguna Beach is being held for questioning.