Work was a circus tonight. Or last night. Mind you, it's almost six in the morning and I got off at midnight. I've decided not to go to bed because if I do, I won't wake up until it's time to go back to the restaurant. This way I can enjoy sunrise, cook breakfast, and handle a few things I've been meaning to do. All of the idiots came out tonight. ( Read more... )

She bought a lottery ticket this morning and keeps saying she's going to win $35,000,000. While I know deep down that she's an idiot with money, I almost feel optimistic. The thought of someone paying off my car and buying me a nice set of chef's knives is getting to me ( Read more... )

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At the restaurant there's this one woman I always call Retardo. And I gauge how bad of a day it's going to be by how closely I'll be working to her each shift. Yesterday was bad because she didn't have any assigned place, they just told her to go around and help out anywhere she was needed. And since my station was the easiest, she figured she'd ( Read more... )

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But if you've ever beaten up a homeless person, you should be shot right in your face.

Last night I went to Christ's house for a glass of wine and a couple hundred games of table football, which I cannot beat him at. I'm getting good. Not good enough though. In fact, Josus Christ is so confident that he's agreed to put his table on the line. If I beat him one time, ever, the table comes home with me. So far his table is safe, ( Read more... )

Subaru Impreza - 38/152
Honda Jazz - 2/152

Not bad.

First off I feel like I need to show my Gmail inbox. Look at the first three emails. Gmail is great about keeping spam out of my inbox but once in a while I get a couple of gems, such as these.


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I don't know why everyone is talking about Anna Nicole Smith. This is much cooler.

66-Year-Old Grandfather Saves Grandson By Beating The Fuck Out Of Huge Stupid Anaconda.