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The Time I Fucked it All Up...
For weeks I've been thinking that Dan and I would finally sleep together. I got a bikini wax, got back on birth control, bought new lingerie... It was all coming along nicely, and then I went and Fucked. It. Up ( Read more... ) -
Settle an Argument for Me Here...
Is it acceptable to go to the bathroom with the door open, belch, or pass gas in front of someone you're in a long-term relationship? Please let me know what you think; my best friend and I have been debating this for hours now! -
Time-and-a-Half Beats Sleep...
You wouldn't think that working massive amounts of overtime would be all that tiring when your main job function is sitting on your ass answering phones all day.
However, I can now say with complete authority that when you're sleeping in your car over your lunch break, a boxing glove from your gym bag makes a surprisingly comfortable pillow.
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Consider My Hibernation Ended...
Wow, has it really been almost a year since I last posted?! I knew it had been a while, but I really had no idea it had been that long. I got fired from my job of seven years last September, and I've spent the month since then mostly stressing about money and bills and job-hunting. I've been working as a temp to pay the bills, and let me tell ( Read more... ) -
Manners Before Money...
I got in a tiff with Dan last night about Katherine Heigel, of all things. I was telling him about the discussion I'd had about her with Melissa the day before. He didn't agree with me either, and I found myself getting a little heated about it.
Basically, I can't stand the girl. And the reason for that is because of her comments about Grey's ( Read more... ) -
Lesson Learned...
Karma thumped me upside the head last night and taught me a lesson.
Brandi and I went to our favorite bar downtown. We had just sat down when Professor freaking Snape walked in and sat down across from us. I am not kidding- this guy was Snape. The black wizard robes had been updated to a black leather jacket, but other than that it was pretty ( Read more... ) -
Worker Bee Syndrome...
My friend Amber is throwing a birthday party today for her one-year-old. I'm supposed to be there right now, and I'm feeling pretty guilty that I'm not ( Read more... ) -
My Brain Feels Like a Tilt-a-Whirl...
Once again, the desperate need to vent has driven me out of hiding. Not the angry ranty kind of venting, though, I'm just working through some things in my head and I think writing it down might ground me a little bit.
( Long and rambly and emo... never say I didn't give you fair warning! ) -
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings... and Does Chores
My whole life I've always thought it was wasted effort to make your bed every day, especially if you're the only one who's going to see it. Yes, I'm sure my laziness and general anti-chore mentality played some part in this theory, but you're just going to mess up the bed again that night anyway. I'll do it if my grandparents come in town or ( Read more... ) -
Melissa is Losing Her Freaking MIND...
Help! I'm going crazy looking for an old post from my friends page. A few months ago (I think!) someone posted links to a bunch of cover songs. They said something about people probably not liking them because of the style they were in- acoustic, or country-ish, maybe? At the time it was posted I was reading it on my phone so I couldn't ( Read more... )